kristin has been a bad kristin
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
zippers are such a cool invention
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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