The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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