why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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