My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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