I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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