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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Is it because I queefed?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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