I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
soo... how was my night?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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