Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I had to cum in my sink.
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