Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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