hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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