God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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