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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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