I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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