god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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