also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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