he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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