i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Michael Bay diarrhea
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
It's shark week go big or go home
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Someone signed my nipple.
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