he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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