my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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