Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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