apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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