mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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