And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Randomize
