I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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