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• (847): View more from Illinois

  this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way

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• (310): View more from California

  do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?

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  3some

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  You're right, stupid question.

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• (925): View more from California

  its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.

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  This is why we're friends.

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• (530): View more from California

  Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."

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• (949): View more from California

  We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.

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• (714): View more from California

  can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?

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  Threesome!

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