I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
