If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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