I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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