I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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