she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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