It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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