I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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