I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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