You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
tell me about the fingering
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