I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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