question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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