Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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