i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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