Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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