Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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