haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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