So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I take back everything I said about communal showers
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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