therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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