I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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