You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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