the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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