is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It was confusing and full of hummus
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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