think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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