PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize
