Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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