Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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