She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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