Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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