Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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