I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
So many bounce houses so little time
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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